The Angry Leprechaun, Banned in 75 Countries

I am Dr. Ivan Doroschuk, Russian rocket scientist and Singer/Songwriter. This is a small amount of Information I am allowed post on internet.

After the "Angry Leprechaun Incident, " a terrible accident involving my secret paper airplane designs leaving one dead and many wounded, even the knowledge of how to build them is now banned in 75 countries, including the United States and my home country of Russia!

These early prototype is close, but not the actual design, which I'm not allowed to upload.

The prototype has gone 100 mph. in a flight but this is only about half of the actual plane. My father worked on the plane with Colonel Sanders, later the founder of KFC, in Kentucy for 2 years. It seems about 3/10 employs at KFC establishments know some parts of the plane and clues can be found in KFC cups and wrappers around the world.

I'm not able to say much else about the Angry Leprechaun, but in the future I may have more...